I was devastated that my tag team wrestling partner turned out to be morbidly obese...

I say this with a heavy Hart.

I'm writing a musical about a rag-tag team of Breitbart columnists standing up to the mainstream media elites.

It's called Fake Newsies.

I don’t wanna drink water anymore.

2 hydrogen atoms are going at it, the one H atom says to the other, this is boring there’s no spark anymore, we should do something about this. The one hydrogen atom thinks about his friend oxygen atom, calls him up and tells him what’s up. So oxygen atom comes over and him and hydrogen atom start t...

A blind man walks into a bar...

A blind man walks into a bar and sits down. He says to the bartender, "Hey, do you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender leans in and says, "Sir, because you're blind, I'm going to offer you some advice. The blonde lady in the corner, she is a trained MMA fighter. The two blonde girls in the ...

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So two guys are driving in the middle of nowhere...

And their car breaks down.

They had no cell service, so they started walking. Eventually they come upon a house surrounded by fields of fruit. They knock on the front door and say to the man who answered the door. "Hey man, our car broke down a couple miles back and it's getting late. Do you ...

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