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Blu Jokes

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

What did Master Yoda say when he first saw himself on Blu Ray?

HDMI

I found a copy of Mission Impossible 3 among my blu-rays the other day...

I thought to myself: 'It's not really impossible if he's already done it twice."

What I say when I stop playing VR and I knock over a Blu-ray of a 2013 Sandra Bullock movie

back to reality whoop there goes gravity

Why does the ocean look blue?

Because the fishes go blu-blu-blu

This is way funnier when said out loud but it works!

My grandma has tremors and it’s really hard to watch

Because it’s on vhs and I have a blu-ray

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
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