A guy asked me if I could name a better prog-rock band than RUSH.

I said Yes.

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A programmer and an engineer

A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a very long flight from LA to NY. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks....

What do you call a vegan who likes prog rock?

Tom Soya

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