A teacher is explaining biology to her third grade students. She says “human beings are the only creatures that stutter.” A girl raised her hand, saying “I once had a kitty cat that stuttered.”
The teacher knowing how precious how some of these stories were asked the girl to describe the incident. “Well” she began, “I was in the backyard with my kitty , and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it has jumped the fence into our yard!” The teacher e...
Stuttering Bible Salesman
A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new bibles that had never been opened and distributed.
So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who wo...
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Little Timmy went into the living room as his parents were having an argument.
“You bastard!” said his mum to his dad.
“You bitch!” replied his dad to his mum.
And they suddenly stopped when they saw little Timmy in the doorway.
“Mum, what’s a bastard? Dad, what’s a bitch?” questioned Timmy.
His parents stuttered and stammered until his mum thought ...
Three wise kings debated gifts for an upcoming baby shower.
"I've got it!" the first proclaimed. "Myrrh! I'll get some from our stores! The mother could make all manner of perfumes and medicine!"
"Fantastic idea!" the second agreed, and he gasped, "Frankincense! I have a bit left over from a recent voyage! I'll bring some along!"
They turned ...
I caught a really bad case of COVID in Madrid.
Whilst sniffling and coughing and rolling around in the hotel bed, I realized I needed medical attention, so I called the concierge to get help.
"Oh, so you're sick!" came the reply. "Not a problem, we'll send our very own hotel doctor up to your room right away!"
The doctor, with his ...
The three stuttering Irishmen..
A very attractive young female speech pathologist was presented with three young Irishmen, all of whom stuttered. She spent many long hours working with them both individually and as a group. She tried everything in the book. Finally, totally perplexed by their lack of progress she called them all ...