Sofia Jokes

2 Russians are robbing a bank... Everything went successful, quickly and silently. However, before existing the bank, one Russian stops another one: "Hey, what kind of a robbery is it if no one got injured or killed?"

Russian 2: "You're right, kill that woman that's sitting over there!"
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...got married to this guy Luca. On their wedding night, she was nervous, but her mother said, "Don't worry, he will be good to you."

So Sofia goes up to the bedroom and Luca takes off his shirt. Sofia runs downstairs and says to her mom, "Momma, Luca has a hairy chest." Her mother says, "Do... read more

Unfortunately It was Lost in translation

« It’s such a wonderful invention! We get to have guests, but we don’t need to feed them! »

The new contestant sits on the chair. He just grunts at the host's introduction questions, so they get straight to the game.

First question - Which city is the capital of Bulgaria:

* A. Sofia
* B. Moscow
* C. London
* D. Paris

Respondent: "I'd like to ask the audience."... read more

I was a very happy man.

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me.

It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-ski... read more

Man: Hello, I heard you record all our phone conversations, is that correct?

Agent: No sir, we don't do that

Man: Oh shoot. I was just talking to my wife and she gave me a list of things to do and I can't remember! I thought I would check with you rather than call her back and let her ... read more