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Stock Trading Jokes

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Whats that thing that's common between stock trading and sex?

You should pull out your assets at the right moment

A group of cosmic rays establishes a stock trading company

A group of cosmic rays establishes a stock trading company. As energetic as they come, they start off with a bang. With a handful of eager young protons joining their ranks, they begin to see extremely positive gains in their investments in no time. They're making more money than they know what to d...

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