What's the difference between St Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On St. Paddy's Day everyone wants to be Irish.

People tomorrow on St Patrick's Day are gonna be like

elbow bump me, I'm Irish!

A joke for St Patrick's Day. "An Irishman walks out of a bar."

Well, theoretically, it could happen...

In honor of St Patrick's Day being a warm day,

In honor of St Patrick's Day being a warm day, I plan on having a beer outside sitting on our Paddy O'Furniture.

Priest gets pulled over on St Patrick's Day

An Irish priest is driving home from the St Patrick’s Day parade. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”

“Just water,” says the priest.

The trooper says, “The...

In honour of St Patrick's day, can you guess my Irish name?

Pat MiGroin.

Yeah, my grandpa just told me that one...some visual images cannot be unseen.

Drunk Irishman

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'. Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on my way then'. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his...

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An Irish bar

A drunk Irishman sitting at a bar starts talking to the gentleman next to him.

'Where you from?' He asks the stranger.

'Born and raised in Dublin, Ireland." The stranger says raising his glass.

'Get the fuck out of here, I was born and raised in Dublin also!" The man cries in s...

I'm so proud of my mother-in-law

We were sitting down to our St Patrick's day dinner. And I announced, "I took extra pickles, so Dill with it." I thought I was clever but she did me one better. She smiled sweetly and said, "That's ok. Today I'm Dublin everything!"

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A guy walks into the bathroom and sees a leprechaun

A man walks into the bathroom and sees a leprechaun taking a piss. The man grabs the leprechaun and says, "I got you, where's the gold?"
The leprechaun tells the man the he will give him the gold but first he needs the man to answer 3 questions and do one task.
The man agrees and the leprec...

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The leprechaun

A man got himself a wee bit too drunk on St Patrick's day and is stumbling towards home. As he comes up to his stoop he trips and goes flying headlong into the bushes. Much to his surprise he spies a leprechaun and managed to nab him by the neck. "I gotcha! Now show me to your pot o gold!" He slurre...

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