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Tuffet Jokes

Why did Little Miss Muffet buy a GPS for her tuffet?

Because she kept losing her whey.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet

Eating her curds and whey.

She stuck in her thumb and pulled out a plum

And said, "I'm in the wrong nursery rhyme!"


Okay, I'll try another one...


Little Jack Horner sat in a corner

Eating his Christmas pie.

Along came a spider who sat down beside him...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Little Ms. Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, who sat down beside her...

And said “Hey, what’s in the bowl, bitch?”

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