My friend always sprays spittle when heโ€™s bragging

Weird flecks but ok

What does a kangaroo do when it gets COVID?

Pure comedy gold from my 10 year old:

What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.

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Fancy Chicago lawyer goes duck hunting in LA (Lower Alabama) (very long)

This lawyer had heard about the exceptional duck hunting in lower Alabama so he made plans to go one year. He left his hotel early and found a good spot by sun-up. He had the most expensive equipment money could buy.

He missed a few ducks, but then shot one. It flapped a couple times and lan...

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A couple who met on Tinder are out in the countryside riding their bikes...

The sun is shining, it's a warm day in early summer, and a couple who recently met on Tinder are riding their bicycles through the countryside. They are both attracted to each other, looking athletic in cycling gear, and getting a buzz out of the sexual tension, the sensation of speed, and the liber...

A lady was walking home late one night...

when she heard a blood curdling cry behind her. Horrifed, she whipped around and saw a raging lunatic charging headlong at her with a knife held high, bloodshot eyed and spittle flying.

Ran she did for all she is worth, screaming for help all the way, but at last she tired and stopped to ple...

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