"I shall return unto my Father's House for a pack of smokes, brb."
Genghis Khan stumbles across a great palace in Northern China
It was a magnificent golden palace, with beautiful ornaments covering every surface as it towered over the surrounding landscape with its size. The steps leading up to the front entrance were crafted from the finest marble, the pillars holding up the ceiling sculpted with the rarest jade. It was tru...
Twenty five years... [Long Joke]
Twenty five years. Twenty five years, and I never killed a single person until a few months ago. Now I'm on death row for multiple charges: manslaughter, murder, negligence.
After the first, I thought it was over. I thought nothing of the fact that the Sheriff warned me I would be sentenced t...
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A man sails to visit a remote part on the coast of Ireland.
As he comes close to the harbor, he sees an enormous, absolutely gorgeous Barque, docked in its own reserved spot. He ogles it for a minute, before docking himself and running through his checklist of things to finish before he can leave his vessel.
He finishes, gets all his things, and goes...
Mocking Religions is Bad, Mmkay?
This reminds me of that story in II Galoshians 4:12-25
12.Children, remember when our Lord, Christ, hung on the cross, looking down toward his disciples and saw even Peter, who had denied him.
13. "Peter," spake the Lord.
14. Peter heard his Lord speak his name, but no more, so...
A man visits an enchanted wishing well,
deep inside a forest. This well, unlike most wishing wells, had a peculiar quality: as well as granting wishes, it could talk. That made it, in some sense, alive.
So the man knelt in front of the well, and spake his wish: "Please, enchanted well. Grant me the wish of death upon the man who be...