A lady walks into a perfumery and asks for the perfumer for his finest fragrance.
"Doobie woobie blue bop", says the perfumer.
Confused she looks around and notices that all of the bottles on the shelves are empty. "Do you keep them in the back?" she asks
"Flim flam flibidy blam", says the perfumer.
The lady sniffs the air, then looks at him strangely and as...