What happens when a mixologist stops paying his child support.

They’d start garnishing his wages.

Mixologists, bartenders, how to make a smoky manhattan?

You fly a plane into the WTC

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...and the bartender hands him an apple

So I was sitting at the bar one day, and I say to the bartender

"Hey barkeep, can I get a rum and coke?"

"Sure thing! Just give me one second!"

The bartender grabs the rum, he grabs the coke, and puts an apple on the bar

"Hey what the hell is this"

"Take a bite"...

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