An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"
Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!" Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HAR...
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Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress: Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the ta...
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There once was a nobleman named Alvin Cricket who was riding down a particularly secluded riverside path in his personal carriage.
Suddenly, a large man rose out of the bushes and stopped the carriage in it's tracks. The brute threw the driver into the river and began pillaging every part of the expensive carriage he could find in order to sell it's scrap.
"No! Stop destroying my carriage!" yelled Cricket.