Singing in the shower is fun until you get shampoo in your mouth
then it turns into a soap opera.
Today, the items in my bathroom randomly started singing.
It was a great soap opera.
What's Mr Clean's favorite kind of tv show?
A small boy named Mike lived in a tiny Irish village. All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher who was always yelling at him "you're driving me crazy, Mike"
...One day, his mother went to check out how he was doing at school and the teacher told her honestly her ...
What do you call a sad singer in a bath tub....
A soap opera...
(My first joke)
Two friends have a bet over who knows more people
Two friends, Stephen and James, have an argument over who knows more people.
Stephen says: "Well, that's a freebie - I'm bowling buddies with the mayor and know more than half of the town council, and I went to university with that one girl from that soap opera." James: "Yeah, but I bet yo...
I just wanted a beer but I woke up at the hospital
I was at the sofa watching TV with my wife. Then I asked her if she could bring me a beer, and she said no because she didn't want to miss that part of the soap opera. Her phone was recharging at the kitchen, and it starts ringing. She got up really fast and ran to the kitchen. "Hello", she said. "S...
There is a reason why I store the soap away when I sing in the shower
Otherwise it would be a soap opera
What do you call someone lathering in the shower and singing along to Classical Music?
A soap opera
An Annapolis computer science major was given an artificial intelligence assignment for one of his classes. He ended up creating a program where you could have a conversation with your computer based on your IQ level.
To test his program he entered 80 and had a conversation with his Soap Ope...
A woman is going through the checkout line the night before Valentine's day
A woman is going through the checkout line the night before Valentine's day. She is placing her items on the belt: a TV dinner, a soap opera digest, 3 bottles of wine, and 3 chocolate bars.
The clerk looks and her and says "I hate Valentines Day...what about you, you must be single right?"...