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Snooker Table Jokes

I fixed a snooker table's baize without any assistance...

...I felt it myself!

(as everyone else seems to be doing these...)

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A bloke is in a queue at the supermarket...

...when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can’t place where he might know her from, so he says “sorry do you know me?”

She re...

What’s green and has four legs and if it falls out a tree it’ll kill you?

A snooker table.

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"Pornography has really damaged the way you view sex,"

exclaimed my girlfriend, "I've had enough, I'm leaving."

I said, "Before you go, can we fuck on the snooker table while your Grandad watches?"

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A man is shopping when he notices a hot blond girl is staring at him

After a while he asks her: "I'm sorry, but do we know each other?". She replies: "Yeah, I think you are the father of one of my children."

The man knows very well he only cheated once and clearly remembers everything that happened so lowers his voice: "Ah, then you must be the call-girl from ...

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