Billiard Table Jokes - 4 Hilarious Billiard Table Jokes

I tossed my billiard table into the bathtub.

Now I have a swimming pool.

What’s green, fuzzy, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you?

A pool/billiard table (you can tell me the difference in the comments)

A man walks into a bar with his monkey.

The man and his monkey take a seat at the bar and the man orders two beers. The monkey is cool for a while, sipping his beer, but then jumps up from his stool, runs over to the billiard table and eats one of the balls. He then returns to his stool, and resumes drinking his beer.

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A wet bet

A man walks from the billiard table to the bar in a pub. He says to the bartender with confidence: "I like to make a bet, that I can piss in a glass 5 meters(16 feet) across the room without spilling one drop!". The bartender laughs out loud and asks jokily: "Well how much will the bet be?" "500 eur...

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