A man comes home and his wife tells him to fix the broken table leg
The man replys: "my dear, am I a carpenter?"
After three days, the man comes home and his wife tells him to fix the broken pipe in the bathroom, but the man replys: "my dear, am I a plumber?"
After one week the man comes home and his wife tells him to fix the microwave o...
I used to work as desktop support
I was a table leg.
A man and his wife are playing Dungeons and Dragons together...
During the man's turn, he rolls his D20 and rolls a 1. Simultaneously, he stubs his toe against the table leg so hard that his toe essentially falls off. Blood everywhere. The wife has to rush them both to the ER.
She's waiting.
She's waiting...
The doctor emerges, and the wife ...
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Three candidates for a job as CIA hitman, First one is told, “ your wife is tied to a chair in that room, you have to take this pistol and kill her” After two minutes, he comes out the room saying “I couldn’t do it “. The trainer tells him “if you can’t kill your wife, you can’t be a CIA hit...
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