I was in a new IT themed restaurant the other day...
When I walked in I could see the place decorated like the inside of a computer. The tables looked like motherboards, the placemats looked like keyboards, and the glasses looked like giant USB sticks. The host was there to greet me and he was dressed in the usual "nerd" attire - glasses, pocket prote...
I'm thinking of making a series of non-gloss self portrait dinner placemats
I'll name it My Multitude of Matte Mats of Matt by Matt
I went to an I.T.-themed restaurant the other day...
I went to an I.T.-themed restaurant the other day. It had motherboards on the walls, the placemats looked like keyboards, the cutlery had USB sticks for handles, you get the idea. But the waitstaff seemed sad. Really, really sad. The host was sighing as we walked to my table – he was a web developer...
My wife called me an alcoholic, and I was so taken aback I spilled my drink...
But I was able to wring out the placemat back into the glass, so everything's ok!
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A boy and his Grandpa are out looking for nightcrawlers in their backyard to go fishing.
When the boy pulls out a huge nightcrawler and exclaims to his Grandpa " Grandpa, look at this ONE!"
His Grandpa says "That's quite the big nightcrawler you got there. Hey, bet ya 5 bucks you can't get that nightcrawler back in it's hole."
The little boy says "Deal!". Then runs inside ...
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