Polish guy goes into a store

"I'd like a pound of Kielbasa"

Clerk: you must be a Polack

Pole: why do you say that? If I asked for bratwurst, would you call me a Kraut?

Clerk: No

Pole: If I asked for Italian Sausage, would you call me a Dago?

Clerk: No

Pole: then why are you calling me a...

How can you tell if a sheep has met Yoda?

Dago Bah

Did you hear about the new Italian tires?

Dago here, dago there, and when dago flat, dago wop wop wop.

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