Red Skelton's advice for a perfect marriage - Lesson 2.
We sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.
Red Skelton's advice for a good marriage. Lesson 1:
Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
Red Skelton joke.
There were these two seagulls, Heathcliff and Gertrude, and they was just flying around and enjoying the weather. Then this jet tears past them with it's afterburners going full blast, quick as a bullet. Gertrude says to Heathcliff, "Good heavens, did you see that?" So Heathcliff says, " Bi...
a skelton walks into a bar
and orders a beer and a mop
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