There were these two seagulls, Heathcliff and Gertrude, and they was just flying around and enjoying the weather. Then this jet tears past them with it's afterburners going full blast, quick as a bullet. Gertrude says to Heathcliff, "Good heavens, did you see that?" So Heathcliff says, " Bi...
What's a Skelton favourite snack?
Why didn’t the Skelton cross the road?
It didn’t have the guts.