Red Skelton joke.

There were these two seagulls, Heathcliff and Gertrude, and they was just flying around and enjoying the weather.
Then this jet tears past them with it's afterburners going full blast, quick as a bullet.
Gertrude says to Heathcliff, "Good heavens, did you see that?"
So Heathcliff says, " Bi...

Running Away from Home - Red Skelton

His little boy Richie is telling his sister Valentina, (in his Mead Widdle Kid voice):

“They don’t love me no more. I took my cookies, put them in a knapsack, tossed it over me shoulder, and started walkin’.”

“After a little while, a police officer asked me what I was doin’, so I told ...

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