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Sitting Room Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My wife wanted some floating shelves in the sitting room.

Now all she does is bitch about the water.

Husband: Why are the torn condoms laying all over the sitting room?

Wife: What? Where?
She rushes to the sitting room, then comes back angry and tells the husband,
"I told you to stop calling the children torn condoms!!"

Went out today and bought a Christmas tree, the fella who sold me it asked me was I going to put it up myself, I told him no i'm putting it in my sitting room

Found this somewhere. Lmao

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