Father: " Son, I just don't understand some of these things, I want to ctrl D but when I do I end of pasting everything?" My response "No dad, that's ctrl V" Mother responds " Well he couldn't ctrl his D in my V 15 years ago either!"
Why do barbers make good drivers?
They know all the shortcuts.
It's the end of the 2016 presidential election and the people of the United States hated all the candidates so much that nobody voted .
The government is in a panic trying to figure out what to do to decide the next president. Finally, Barack Obama comes up with an idea: a literal presidential race. The two candidates line up at the starting line. Trump goes first, clocking in at 14:26. Hillary Clinton goes next, running as fast as ...