An Arab a Mexican and a redneck walk into a bar and all three order a shot.
The Arab drinks all his and throws the glass into the air shooting it with his AK 47 saying "We have so much sand in the desert. We don't need to drink out of the same glass twice."
The Mexican intrigued by this does the same with his AK 47 shouting "Glass is so cheap in Mexico that we don't ...
The soldier.
Little Johnny became a soldier. He got a big knife, an AR 15 and a few hand grenades. He felt pretty good as he had also gotten pretty strong so he decided to go show off to his grandpa.
He gets there and sees his grandpa so he goes:
-Hi grandpa. Look at me, I became a soldier! ...
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