"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose Woman."
The Priest asks, "Is that you, little Timmy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is. "
"And, who was the woman you were with," asked the Priest. "
"I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputatio...
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Paddy's last will...
Paddy was on his deathbed and knew the end was near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Belfast. He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes. When all is ready he begins to speak:
"My...
The European Union is proposing to build a public toilet in Brussels.
They put the job out to tender. They get in 3 responses.
First in is Hans from Germany. He gets straight to the point. "I'll build it for €30,000." The Eurocrat behind the desk looks up from his note pad. "Can you give us some more detail, Hans?" "Ja! €10,000 labour, €10,000 m...
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