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Pyrite Jokes

What's the opposite of Pyrite?

Cake wrong.

I drew a picture with a pyrite Sharpie

It was a golden doodle

A guy opens up a bakery specializing in pies.

He calls it Fool’s Gold Bakery. The slogan is “We do Pyrite.”

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A young man traveled the world in search of buried treasure. After five years with no luck, he received a prophecy from an enchantress which told of a vast hoard of golden loot squirreled away in Bermuda by a famous privateer crew.

Sure enough, after sailing for another year, he came to the place the enchantress had spoken of and found a trove of coins and medallions, enough to make him wealthy beyond his wildest dreams.

He brought all of it on board his ship and through storms and turmoil returned home with his prize....

A kind man gave me some gold for free

But I am a fool, for upon closer inspection I discovered it was pyrite.

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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