I drew a picture with a pyrite Sharpie

It was a golden doodle

What did the miner say when it turns out he found Pyrite instead of gold?

“Auuuuuuu!”

A kind man gave me some gold for free

But I am a fool, for upon closer inspection I discovered it was pyrite.

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

Who tries to steal ‘fool’s gold’?

Who tries to steal ‘fool’s gold’?
A pyrite!

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