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Shafted Jokes

Why are waitresses so promiscuous?

Because they're either getting a big tip or feeling shafted

What do Margaret Thatcher & Prince Andrew have in common?

...They both shafted miners!

I bought a bunch of antique spears online. But when I received them, they were all missing their spear heads.

I got shafted.

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I used to think porn stars got paid alot

it turns out they've been getting shafted

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New HR policy

Dear Employee:

As a result of the reduced budget, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel.


Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future. Therefore, a program to phase...

Portuguese man finds magic lamp

A Portuguese man walking down the beach stumbles upon a rusty and dirty old lamp. Intrigued, he picks it up and rubs it trying to read the old etchings on the side, and out comes a genie!

The genie says: “You have released me, and for that I will grant you one wish!” (hey, it’s a Portuguese g...

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