Shades Of Grey Jokes

So I took a photo of her hair!

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For example, the one where she gets a job right out of college.

Just sucks I couldn't hear the movie over all those goddamn bees in the theater

EDIT: Thanks a million to everyone who upvoted. It's the first time I get these many. Oh, and by the way, the joke is stolen, it's a meme that has been going around for a while now, so... middle finger to all of you.

Two days later, the three get to St Andrews only to find John sitting at the bar with four drinks set up! "Wow, John, how long you been here, and how did you talk your Missus into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since last night... Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and ... read more

It makes them think that Vintage Books will publish anything that gets sent to them.

When asked to comment about this 50 Shades stated "It's okay, I like to be dominated."

Girl 1: Hey have you read 50 shades of grey yet?
Girl 2: Yes! From cover to cover!
Girl 1: And the index?
Girl 2: Exhausted...

They should have added 19 more shades

I got a B+ and the teacher left a note saying, "thank god you didn't actually read the book, though I loved your creativity stating Christian Grey had 49 other clones".

A colorblind synaesthesiac listening to the radio

A glutton for punishment...

I guess I'm not in her good books.

Like the one where she gets a decent job right out of college.

Well first it tied them, then it beat them.

Well, first it tied the record... then it beat it....

[credit goes to the Late Night with Seth Meyers writers]

And then with the remaining Fridays before the next Black Friday, you can have fifty shades of grey.

They have all went together on a fishing/camping trip the past four years together. But this year she wouldn't let him. The guys were very disappointed

Two days later the other guys made it to the campsite and noticed John was sitting by a fire with a cold beer. The tent was already set and s... read more

So four high school friends have gone fishing together every year for the last two decades. That was until this year, when Jim had to inform the group he couldn't make it.

"Look, it's the wife. She's been saying I haven't been spending enough time with her."

Of course, the others were... read more

"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Illustrating Fifty Shades of Grey..."

....but the title "50 Shades of Grey" was already taken.

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I saw someone post some the other day. Has anyone thought of any new ones?

Here are a couple my friends and I thought of...

50 Shades of Grey Goose,
Into the Wild Turkey,
Beer and Present Danger,
Patriot Drinking Games,
The Sum of All Beers (I like Tom Clancy),
The Red B... read more

They decide to spend the weekend at the lake, fishing by the quiet of nature. With all decided, Billy returns home to tell his wife. The wife, however, didn't like the idea and forbid him to go. The next day, the poor man tells his friends "Sorry guys, I won't make it. My wife won't let me" and afte... read more