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Atheist paradox

An Atheist and a Christian both die and much to the atheists surprise they both find themselves at the pearly gates. They had both lived equally immoral lives; eating animals, judging people and living selfishly. St peter says "right Atheist come on in. Christian you're off to hell."
"But why?" b...

St. Peter is checking ID's at the Pearly Gates..

St. Peter is checking ID's at the Pearly Gates, and first comes a Texan. "Tell me, what have you done in life?" says St. Peter.

The Texan says, "Well, I struck oil, so I became rich, but I didn't sit on my laurels--I divided all my money among my entire family in my will, so our descendants a...

A priest decides to take a Sunday off

He feels a little guilty, but is sick of church, and tells himself that he deserves it. Just one Sunday off, what could it hurt? He arranges for a guest priest to give the service, and when Sunday comes, he goes golfing.

The priest gets to the golf course, and sets the ball on the tee. He li...

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