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Shortsighted Jokes

What does a shortsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

Did you hear about the shortsighted circumciser?

He got the sack.

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Medical experts were asked if it is time to lift the COVID-19 lockdown restrictions.

There were mixed responses.

Allergists were in favor of scratching it altogether, but dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling it was a bad idea, and neurologists claimed the government had a lot of nerve.

Obstetricians felt certai...

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