My wife ran into the room suddenly and yelled: “Quick! Do you know of anything physical that gives off no smells? Zero. Sort of like an olfactory camouflage that would be utterly invisible to the nose?”

Confused, I thought for a moment, and then replied: “What you are describing makes absolutely no scents”

If you lose your sense of smell due to Covid, here's a simple fix.

Just reset to olfactory settings.

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K-9 Super Dog

My dog, Enforcer, has extremely sensitive olfactory receptors. I have trained him to be able to detect everything from bombs and drugs to cancer.

We do a lot of training for the police and the process can be very annoying. There is always at least one officer that doesn't believe a dog can d...

I set up a production business for oils that clear up colds and nasal blockages.

An olfactory oil factory

Did you hear about the explosion at the workshop where they make perfume?

It blew up the olfactory

Smelly joke

Where do they make smells?

In an olfactory

Today I learned where plastic surgeons get new noses for their patients...

At the olfactory.

What do you call a factory that produces smelly products?

Olfactory.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

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