Olfactory Jokes - 8 Hilarious Olfactory Jokes

My wife ran into the room suddenly and yelled: “Quick! Do you know of anything physical that gives off no smells? Zero. Sort of like an olfactory camouflage that would be utterly invisible to the nose?”

Confused, I thought for a moment, and then replied: “What you are describing makes absolutely no scents”

If you lose your sense of smell due to Covid, here's a simple fix.

Just reset to olfactory settings.

I set up a production business for oils that clear up colds and nasal blockages.

An olfactory oil factory

Smelly joke

Where do they make smells?

In an olfactory

Today I learned where plastic surgeons get new noses for their patients...

At the olfactory.

What do you call a factory that produces smelly products?

Olfactory.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

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K-9 Super Dog

My dog, Enforcer, has extremely sensitive olfactory receptors. I have trained him to be able to detect everything from bombs and drugs to cancer.

We do a lot of training for the police and the process can be very annoying. There is always at least one officer that doesn't believe a dog can d...

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