A buddy of mine has box seats for the upcoming Super Bowl
He paid $2500 each for them, but when he bought them months ago, he forgot didn’t know that the Super Bowl would be on the same day as his wedding. So he’s looking for someone to take his place. It’s at the St. Andrews church on Queen St at 4:30 pm. The brides name is Nicole, is 5’3” 105 lbs and is ...
I starred in an award winning one man show...
about my life growing up in a small town. Because I love them so much, I bought my grandparents expensive box seats to see it. After the show they were so excited to tell me how great it was. My grandpa looked at me with pride in his eyes and said, “Congratulations. You played yourself.”
Friend 1: Dude, me and Nick are going to a Giants game! Box seats, wanna go?
Friend 2: Nick and I.
Friend 1: What?
Friend 2: It’s Nick and I. Me and Nick is not proper grammar dude.
Friend 1: You are right! It is Nick and I, because you are no longer invited.