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Sea Bird Jokes

Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds…

They’ve left no tern unstoned…

At the beach house, we had a major problem with sea birds. I started throwing rocks at them.

I left no Tern unstoned.

Saw some sea birds ordering furniture in IKEA today

Last time I checked it was definitely humans only, but I guess the terns have tabled.

What is the power to move sea birds with your mind called?

Pelicanesis

My local butcher switched to using sea birds in his sausage.

It was a tern for the wurst.

Would you believe scientists have crossed sea birds with male cows?

They call it a "Gullible"

While we are sharing terrible time wasting pun jokes... this is the worst one I have ever heard

A friend of mine told me this one some years ago. It is the worst joke I have ever heard in my life.

A mad scientist, up on his secret sea-side mountaintop lair, is working on a life extension serum. He has nearly perfected it, and is about to begin testing it on dolphins.

Unfortun...

A pothead goes to the beach.

It's pretty obvious that he's been smoking earlier that day.
He gets to the beach and it's a quiet day. He notices, however that there are all manner of sea birds squawking and flying around like crazy. They're diving in and out of the water and pestering the few people who were out that day. He ...

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