Bird Pun Jokes - 4 Hilarious Bird Pun Jokes

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Wife and I making bird puns in bed

We were laying in bed, when I looked over and said "hey make like a bird and swallow this dick!" She smiled and pulled my pajama bottoms off. I closed my eyes awaiting bliss, when all of a sudden she repeatedly head butts my dick. After scrambling away and gasping in pain, I looked at her and exclai...

If I had a drop of beer for every time I made a bird pun..

I'd have toucans.

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My friend was harassing me with bird puns

But toucan play at that game.

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My wife says if I don’t stop making bird puns she is going to withhold sex...

...but she can keep her tits to herself. Eventually she will want my cock and she’ll find that toucan play that game.

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