Bird Pun Jokes - 4 Hilarious Bird Pun Jokes

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Wife and I making bird puns in bed

We were laying in bed, when I looked over and said "hey make like a bird and swallow this !" She smiled and pulled my pajama bottoms off. I closed my eyes awaiting bliss, when all of a sudden she repeatedly head butts my . After scrambling away and gasping in pain, I looked at her and exclai...

If I had a drop of beer for every time I made a bird pun..

I'd have toucans.

My friend was harassing me with bird puns

But toucan play at that game.

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My wife says if I don’t stop making bird puns she is going to withhold ...

...but she can keep her to herself. Eventually she will want my and she’ll find that toucan play that game.

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