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Scrolls Jokes

Tablets were replaced by scrolls.

Scrolls were replaced by books.

Now we scroll through books on our tablets.

The Pope dies and stands in front of the gates of heaven.

St. Peter looks at him confused:" Who are you? I don't know you." The Pope says" I'm the Pope, the holy father". Peter scrolls through his holy book " Pope, Pope, holy father..... nope, not in here". Now the Pope is confused "But I'm God's representative on earth." Peter says " Pease wait a minute" ...

What do Winds of Winter, Elder Scrolls 6, and Starfield all have in common?

Bill Cosby was released before they were.

Elder Scrolls Joke

Yo momma's so fat the dark brotherhood needs two contracts to get her

If you're looking for new Elder Scrolls Online DLC

Look Elsweyr

I'm sorry

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A redditor walks in to bar...

The bartender says, "what'll you have?"

"It's been so long since I've had a good laugh", replies the redditor. "I'll give you $100 if you can tell me a joke I haven't heard before."

"That sounds easy enough", replies the bartender.

"I should warn you", the redditor says, "I b...

What flavor of chips do the citizens in the Elder Scrolls like the most?

Cyrodiill Pickle

So the Pope goes down into a deep vault below the Vatican, where they keep the most ancient sacred texts.

Scholarly Priests spend decades examining these handwritten scrolls for translation errors. The Pope finds one of them hard at work and asks if he has found anything.


"Why yes, your Excellency. Look here, where we have always thought it said 'smite', but there's an 'R' there, it clea...

What do call a Senior Citizen when they use a Computer?

Elder Scrolls

How does an old man zoom in in Skyrim?

The elder scrolls

The curious monk

A monk in an ancient monastery is doing his daily work, transcribing and recopying the ancient scrolls and scriptures of his tradition that his predecessors wrote, which they copied from their ancestors texts and so on....

The curious monk begins to wonder if in the endless sequence of copyin...

A young monk arrives for work at a monastery

A young monk arrives for work at a monastery where scrolls are copied from prior scrolls by hand. After some time he noticed that they are copying from copies. Humbly he points out to the master monk that an error could be introduced and then copied and recopied via this process.



The...

If an old person looks through their Facebook timeline

You could say that the Elder Scrolls

What's it called when one of your parents is browsing on their phone?

The Elder Scrolls

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A man goes out for the night with his friends but forgets to bring his phone.

His wife, who's been suspicious of his faithfulness, decides to take the opportunity to go through his phone to make sure he's not talking to other women. She scrolls down through his contacts and stumbles upon a number named "Free Sex".

"That asshole, I knew he was cheating on me." She said....

Last Supper

Recently discovered scrolls reveal Jesus' words to his disciples at the Last Supper:

"If you guys want to be in the picture, you've got to get on this side of the table."

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