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The Scarecrow Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win employee of the month?

He was outstanding in his field

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If I was the Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz, I know what I’d be singing

Oh, I’d while away the hours
Wanking in the flowers
My heart all full of song

I’d be guilding every lily
As I waved about my Willy
If I only had a schlong

What did the scarecrow preacher say to his congregation

Can I get a hay men

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him how he liked his job?

It's not for everyone but, hey, it's in my jeans.

Disclaimer: I read this joke on here a couple years ago and it's still my favorite.

Why did the Scarecrow receive a pay raise?

Because he is an upstanding man in his field.

Why did the scarecrow get a nobel prize?

Because he was out-standing in his field.

Apologies if this has been posted, it’s new to me.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

He was outstanding in his field!

(got this joke from Tiny Tower if you guys know what that is)

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The Scarecrow said to Dorothy...

"I may not have a brain, but unlike you, I'm not the stupid bitch who's lost when there's only one fucking road!"

What did the scarecrow say before committing suicide?

"That’s the last straw!"

*^I'm ^sorry.*

[UsagiMimi](http://www.reddit.com/user/UsagiMimi/) helped me refine the wording.

Instead of Traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and The Scarecrow should run for Congress

As they lack a heart, mind, and courage

How did the scarecrow manage to win an award, without even moving?

Easy - he was simply outstanding in his field.

Did you hear about the scarecrow that's great at scaring away birds?

He is just outstanding in his field!

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