Fred loves camping, but his wife absolutely hates it (NSFW)
Every week Fred bugs his wife about it but its the same thing every time, she refuses to go camping. Finally having heard enough his wife says "fine, how about this? I have a list of things that need to be done around the house. If you finish everything on the list by Friday, I'll go camping with y...
A man was driving in the middle of nowhere down a secluded country road far from any cities.
He got a flat tire, and got out to walk for help.After walking for some time, he came to a small stone monastery. He knocked on the door and roused the monks. "I've got a flat tire. Can I use your phone?" He asked.
The monks said they were sorry, but they did not have a phone. "If you stay t...
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Little boy and his grampa
So, a little boy is sitting with his great-grandfather, who used to be a big game hunter in his formidable years.
"Gramps, tell me a story about your days as a big game hunter" said the boy.
"Whaaaa?" replied his grandfather
"TELL ME A STORY ABOUT WHEN YOU USED TO HUNT BIG ...