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A group of mountain climbers all contract Coronavirus, but are strangely unable to infect anybody else.

This is because scalars aren't vectors.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Why are most mountain climbers hippies?

Because scalars have no direction

(OC, as far as I know)

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