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Old cowboy walks into a saloon

Says: I’m here to fight the trifling son of a bitch that painted my horse’s balls yellow!

Room goes silent, the biggest 7 foot tall 350 pound dude in the back of the bar stands up and says “that was me, I painted your horse’s balls yellow, care to step outside?”

Cowboy says “nope, jus...

A dog wearing spurs, two six shooters and a vest hobbles in through a saloons double swinging doors

He hops on a bar stool and says I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.

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