So Jesus, Moses, and a friend of theirs all go out for a round of golf.
Jesus steps up to the tee. Takes his swing, and it's a nice looking drive, but it ends up in the water hazard and floats to the top. He walks out onto the pond and chips up onto the green.
Moses steps up to the tee...
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A man sails to visit a remote part on the coast of Ireland.
As he comes close to the harbor, he sees an enormous, absolutely gorgeous Barque, docked in its own reserved spot. He ogles it for a minute, before docking himself and running through his checklist of things to finish before he can leave his vessel.
He finishes, gets all his things, and goes...
What did the pirate CEO say to his crew?
Argh you have to work harder! Our **sails** are down!
The Captain's red shirt
Bored of living in poverty in the late 1700's, Finn decides he wants a slice of the pie in the high stakes world of pirates. He knows pirates dock down in the bay by his village, so once he spots them, he manages to sneak aboard one of the ships. He eventually gets discovered, and rather than throw ...
People may think if its necessary for ships to have sails...
I would say its a mast.
I recently started a boat shop in my attic
The sails have been going though the roof.
So, Moses and Jesus are playing golf ...
One day Moses and Jesus were playing golf. They were at the tee of a beautiful par 3, with a lake right in the middle of the fairway. Moses selects a 5 iron, tees-up his ball and swings. His ball sails very high and lands in the middle of the lake. He mutters to himself and tees-up a second ball, th...
A Rabbi Wants to Spread Judaism with the World
A rabbi wants to spread Judaism with the world but isn’t sure where he would like to start. He decides he will spin a globe and randomly place his finger to stop it. He does this and lands in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The rabbi goes on a boat, and sails to the spot he chose. As it turns out, ...
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