Rounded Jokes - 16 Hilarious Rounded Jokes

Most billionaires are really just rounded up millionaires.

The haves and the have yachts.

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Why do hockey rinks have rounded corners?

Because if they were 90 degrees, the ice would melt.

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How do you make a well-rounded workforce?

Hire terrible engineers.

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A cowboy counted 48 horses on his property, but when he rounded them up...

he had 50.

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"I want you to have this,"

said the husband to his wife, handing her a gold bracelet with an engraved medallion. "It belonged to my mother."

"Oh honey, thank you!" she said, smiling and putting on the bracelet. "It's a beautiful bracelet and a beautiful gesture."

As she moved her arm around admiring it from ...

Why do they sell knives with a rounded end

They seem pointless

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Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each...

The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of th...

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All transactions should be rounded down if you ask me...

But that's just my 0 cents.

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A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97

So he rounded them up.

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I rounded up all the anti-vaxx people in the world to tell them a joke…

but none of them were old enough to understand.

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Apparently when colleges say they want a well rounded person

They don't mean in the stomach area

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Who was King Author's most well rounded Knight?

Sir Cumference.

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Sheep

At the end of the day, a border collie reported back to the grazier, "All fifty sheep accounted for, boss!"

"Wait, I only have 48 sheep!" he replied.

"I know," said the dog, "but I rounded them up."

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I saw a pair of scissors with rounded blades the other day, and you know what I thought?

What’s the point.

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A farmer had 196 cows in his field

When he rounded them up he had 200

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As the first fleet rounded the headlands and sailed into Botany bay the local Aborigines could see several men looking towards them through big fancy telescopes. One of the Aborigines comments "stupid white man,

can't even play the didgeridoo".

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