She is worried about a substantial, painful growth on one of her fingers, but the doctor tells her it's not a big deal: "It's actually quite common for a Pokemon trainer to have a bulbous sore on their hands."
So I saw a humanoid looking fly the other day...
Let me tell ya, it was the weirdest thing. I was just walking down the street with my friend when we got approached by this guy. Except he wasn’t really a guy at all, you see. He walked up right and spoke in perfect vernacular, but his eyes were bulbous red compound orbs, his mouth a long tube...
The doctor's office blocked my number after I kept calling about Pokemon.
I don't know what the hell they're taking about, but I really need someone to take a look at this bulbous sore I have.
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Two ladies are gardening...
One pulls out a HUGE carrot with a deformed, bulbous end on it and says, "That reminds me of my husband's!"
The other lady gasps and asks, "Oh my, is he that big?!"
"No, he's that dirty."
My friend phoned me.
He said, "My wife has lost her new puppy. It's a fat hairy thing with bulbous eyes."
I said, "Great description, but what about the dog?"
3 men in hell
One day in hell the devil gets bored, so he decides to try something new. He takes three men who just arrived, and tells them "I'm going to lock you three in separate rooms for 10000 years, you all get to choose one thing to have an unlimited amount of in your room. So what will it be?" A little puz...