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Roundabouts Jokes

For a long time, I’ve been trying to understand roundabouts.

It feels like I’m just going in circles.

I was talking to a council worker the other day and I asked him "What's it like working for the council?

"Oh you know you have good days and bad days."

"Swings and roundabouts I suppose"

"Yeah sometimes we fill potholes as well."

I just lost my job manufacturing children’s playground aparatus

This industry is all swings and roundabouts

Why did the road cross the road?

Because civil engineers & urban planners don't like roundabouts!

There are 9 circles of Hell.

And if you think that's bad, there are 130 roundabouts of Milton Keynes.

There are two kinds of Asians...

The kind you see drifting in Tokyo Drift, and the other you see drifting around roundabouts.

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