You're riding a horse full speed, a giraffe keeps pace beside you. A lion is chasing you. What do you do?
Get your drunk ass off the merry go round!
A guy takes a girl to the state fair for their first date.
The guy asks her what she wants to do, she says, "I want to get weighed." So they visit the weighing booth, where the worker attempts to guess her weight. He guesses wrong the first time, and she gets a teddy bear.
They get some funnel cake and play whack-a-mole, until the guy asks again, "I'...