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Pumice Jokes

Why is pumice asking for money?

It is the porous rock

When he's in the bathtub, Batman uses Bat-shower gel to clean his body, Bat-pumice on his feet and Bat-shampoo to wash his hair.

But to keep his hair smooth and silky he uses Conditioner Gordon

What did the rock say when he had to leave his girlfriend for a long time?

I pumice I'll come back soon!

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