Rock And Roll Jokes - 25 Hilarious Rock And Roll Jokes

What do you call a gunship playing rock and roll?

An AC-DC130

What do you call a cat that’s been listening to too much rock and roll?

Def Leppard.

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Growing up my mom was worried I get into sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

At least she got the drugs and rock and roll part right.

I like my temperature like I like my Rock and Roll.

67 to 73.

Classic Rock and Roll Trivia

I learned today that 3 of the guys who performed on "Rosanna" and "Africa" also played on "Dust in the Wind". Music journalist asked them why they joined the new band and they said

"Toto? We aren't in Kansas anymore".

People say they like rock and roll,

But I like the opposite, paper and slide is my jam

A horse in a barn was listening to some rock and roll on the radio...

And he was inspired. The guitarist was masterful, and the horse knew, then and there, that he needed to play guitar. More than anything he'd ever needed before.

So he calls up his buddy, who is a guitar teacher, and asks his buddy to help him learn guitar. The horse takes to it quickly and p...

Rock and Roll Joke

Kurt Cobain dies and when he opens his eyes, he's in a big practice hall. Looking around he sees Cliff Burton tuning up, Jimi Hendrix and John Lennon warming up on microphones and adjusting their guitar straps to fit, and Jerry Garcia messing with his pedal steel guitar.
Kurt ambles over to Jerry...

My buddy told me that 'on my tombstone when i go, just put death by rock and roll'

which is pretty reckless

Why where the cave people mad about their children playing with rocks all the time.

They wouldn't stop getting stoned, staring at tablets, and playing rock and roll all day.

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Comedy is pretty much the new rock and roll,

In the sense that there are multiple unprosecuted sexual predators

What do you call a man falling down the stairs with a hard on?

Rock and roll

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Two deaf guys walk into a bar in Dublin

One goes and gets a seat while the other orders two pints.
"That'll be 30 euro please." Says the barman.
"30 euro!" says the deaf guy. "Why is it so expensive?"
"We've got live music on tonight" says the barman.
"Oh." says the deaf guy. "What kind of music is it? Is it some rock and roll...

What do you call a rubber loop that you put rocks and bread into?

A rock and roll band.

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Hamster act

A guy goes into a bar and says to the bartender, "If I show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, will you let me drink for free tonight?"

The bartender says, "Let me see and I'll consider it."

So the guy reaches into his bag and pulls out a miniature piano and a hamster. The ha...

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Bono, the lead singer of U2 is known for being self-righteous ...

... He is also an A-list rock and roll celebrity.

At a recent concert in Glasgow Scotland, he asked the audience for complete and utter silence.

Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds. Holding the audience hostage in total silen...

What kind of music does a boulder like?

Rock and roll.

Credit: just heard this one from my Amazon Echo

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I got a new car radio yesterday

It has voice recognition. You shout "soul" and it plays a soul station. You shout "rock" and it finds rock and roll for you. You shout "country" and it finds country music.
I was enjoying this new technology when some children ran in front of my car, causing me to swerve at the last second. I yel...

Did you hear about Dwayne Johnson and the cinnamon bun?

They say it's rock and roll.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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2 deaf guys walk into a bar

1 sits down and the other walks up to the bar. The deaf man says "I'd like 2 pints of bitter please" the bartender pours the pints and says to the man " that would be £16" the man says "£16 why £16" the bartender replies "that's 8 for the bitter and 8 for the music" the man asks "music what music. I...

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Dusty Hill Blinked his eye open.

His head felt fuzzy. His eyes sticky. Dusty Hill Blinked his eyes open. "Wake up Dusty" said a familiar voice. His eyes focused, his brain whirled. It couldn't be who it seemed to be. Jimi mother fucking hendrix?

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"Wake up Dusty. It's showtime!" Said the coolest voice ev...

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Al the Irish jokes I've heard - Irish this sub a happy St. Patrick's Day!:

* What do you get when you cross a 4 leaf clover with poison ivy? A rash of good luck.
* What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
* Why shouldn't you iron a 4-leaf clover? You'd be pressing your luck.
* What instrument did the diva musician play on St. Patrick's day? Brag-pipes....

Farmer Fred's Pig

Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he asked, "Fred, how'd that pig get him a wooden leg?"

"Well, Michael, that's a mighty special pig! A while back a wild boar attacked me while I was walking in the w...

(OC) Once, back the days of dragons...

Once back in the days of knights and dragons there was a mountain to which people would travel from leagues around.

At the summit of this mountain was a magic cradle which would heal the illness of any child placed in it, but only if the child's parent would then roll up into a ball and tumbl...

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