The Teacher Asked the Class to Name Something that Ends in -Tor and Eats Things.

Gabe raised his hand first. He said, "Predator."

"Clever answer! They sure eat things!" The teacher told him.

Next, Dylan raised his hand. "Oh! I know! Raptor!"

"You are very smart! Raptors eat many different things," the teacher said.

Then, little Timmy answered. "Vibrat...

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I was standing just next to Aj1t Pa1 when he was using Tor Browser ...

I peeked at his PornHub account and his username was AJ1T_3.14Inches

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The teacher asks the kids to name things ending in 'tor' that eat things

The first child says 'Alligator'


'Very good' says the teacher, 'that's a big word.'


The second child says 'Predator'


'Well done' says the teacher



Little Johnny says 'Vibrator, Miss'




After recovering from a fit of laughter the teacher...

I recently began using TOR to browse anonymously on my phone

Sent from 123.248.188.75

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What browser do you use to watch porn?

Bill Gates: "Internet Explorer"

Sundar Pichai: "Google Chrome"

Tim Cook: "Safari"

Jared Fogle: "Tor"

I was in a band called Dark Web.

We was always on tor.

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What is a homosexual reptile that lives in swamps called?

An alli-GAY-tor

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Stuttering Problem

A man visits the doctor because of his severe stuttering problem.

The doctor says, "It appears that your penis is four inches too long and is pulling on your vocal cords, thereby causing the stutter."

"D-d-d-oct-t-tor. Wh-ha-a-at c-c-can I d-d-do?"

The doctor tells him that he m...

Lenin in Warsaw

At an art exhibition in Moscow, there is a picture showing Nadezhda Krupskaya, Lenin's wife, in bed with a young member of the Komsomol. The title of the picture is "Lenin in Warsaw." A bewildered visi- tor asks a guide: "But where is Lenin?" The guide replies quietly and with dignity: "Lenin i...

What do you call a Finnish coffee maker?

A perkele-tor!

What do you get when you cross horses with strong winds?

A tor*neigh*do

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John was stuttering his whole life

He went to all the specialist that existed since he was a child. They tried everything possible but nobody could help him.

He started a new job and his coworker told him about this genius doctor that has not met a condition he couldn't fix. Desperate John decides to give this doctor a final ...

Who do fishermen call when they want to sell their property?

They call a Reel-tor!

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Some people use incognito mode to watch porn.

Just to be safe, I watch porn using Tor through a VPN on my friend's laptop connected to my neighbors wifi.

Which works great until my neighbors find out and tell me to get out of their living room.

What do you call a small insect that likes to download things illegally off the internet?

A Tor-ant

I know this guy who teaches people how to access the Dark Web, but if they're incompetent then he physically and psychologically abuses them

He's a Tor mentor.

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