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Astros Jokes

One of the houston astros players almost got Coronavirus

He saw the signs coming before

I went to an Astros game and couldn’t find the restroom.

They stole all the signs.

I'm glad the Astros won the World Series

The people of Houston have waded so long for this.

What do the Houston Astros and Betty Crocker have in common?

A great selection of batters

What's the difference between the trash can in the Houston Astros dugout and me?

That trash can is getting banged

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

Black lives matter held a rally in Houston, but no one knew what they were trying to say.

The Astros stole all their signs.

What will they be wearing in Africa next month?

Houston Astros World Series Champion t-shirts.

I had a really nice sign to put in my yard.

But the Astros stole it.

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