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One of the houston astros players almost got Coronavirus

He saw the signs coming before

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I went to an Astros game and couldn’t find the restroom.

They stole all the signs.

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I'm glad the Astros won the World Series

The people of Houston have waded so long for this.

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What do the Houston Astros and Betty Crocker have in common?

A great selection of batters

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What's the difference between the trash can in the Houston Astros dugout and me?

That trash can is getting banged

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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Black lives matter held a rally in Houston, but no one knew what they were trying to say.

The Astros stole all their signs.

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What will they be wearing in Africa next month?

Houston Astros World Series Champion t-shirts.

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I had a really nice sign to put in my yard.

But the Astros stole it.

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