I went to an Astros game and couldn’t find the restroom.

They stole all the signs.

What's the difference between the trash can in the Houston Astros dugout and me?

That trash can is getting banged

One of the houston astros players almost got Coronavirus

He saw the signs coming before

What do the Houston Astros and Betty Crocker have in common?

A great selection of batters

I'm glad the Astros won the World Series

The people of Houston have waded so long for this.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

Black lives matter held a rally in Houston, but no one knew what they were trying to say.

The Astros stole all their signs.

I had a really nice sign to put in my yard.

But the Astros stole it.

What will they be wearing in Africa next month?

Houston Astros World Series Champion t-shirts.

Oscar came from a rough home... (from the r/baseball jokes thread)

His dad was cruel, and an alcoholic. Oscar had to wear long sleeves in the summer to hide the bruises. And his mother wasn't better off.

One fateful day, Oscar's mom made the soup too spicy, and dad started beating her with a cast iron skillet. Hearing his mother's screams and figuring this w...

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