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I rocked up to a party the other night and was having a great time.

I got a bit tipsy and looked down at my wrist, my watch was missing. So off I go out the front to see if I dropped it. I get out there and I see this drunk guy screaming at his gf, I look down and he's crushing my watch under his foot. I ran straight over and punched him out cold. You don't mistreat...

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Master Rocked, Student Shocked! :-)

Student: Why I'm not advancing in my technique, master?

Master: Have you seen the sunset when the seagulls fly flaming across the plain?

Student: Yes, Master!

Master: And the Water from the waterfall hitting the rock without achieving anything?

Student: Yes, Master!
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I went to a costume party last night...

Once guy was dressed as a vacuum cleaner and another as a porch swing.

We all agreed the first guy sucked and the second guy rocked!

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