How do emo bands prepare for their shows?

They self-harmonize.

All he wanted was a coke

Larry was a lonely wanderer, traveling the vast country of the United States.

One evening, after a long day on the road he came across a small town named Healdsburg, after the founder Harmon Heald. Larry decided to stop in for a meal and a good nights rest. For his supper he had a wonderful ...

A man and a woman get married...

On their first night in the new house, the man says to the woman:
"Darling, there will be no secrets between us, except this one. Don't you ever open the drawer of my nightstand. We will be fine with this little rule."
And, sure enough, they lead a very harmonic life, have wonderful kids, ...

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Ze Magic Octopus (Story Length)

Sorry if its long, I heard it from some dude at guitar center so if I write it wrong I apologize

There was once a Man who traveled with the local fair, portraying his Magical Octopus.

One fair a little boy cam up and said "how is he magical?"
the man replied with " he can sing and p...

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