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How do emo bands prepare for their shows?

They self-harmonize.

A philosopher, a physicist, and a layman were walking on a beach

A theologist, a physicist, and a layman were walking on a beach when they come across a watch that had washed up on the shore.

After studying the watch for some time, the theologist declared that clearly some intelligent being has created the object, for each part works harmoniously with the ...

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Magical Octopus

There was once a Man who traveled with the local fair, portraying his Magical Octopus. One fair a little boy cam up and said "how is he magical?" the man replied with " he can sing and play any instrument" so the little boy handed over his harmonica to the octopus. The octopus glanced at it, picked ...

The Horse Was a Rock & Roller

One day, on old Farmer Brown's farm, Farmer Brown left his radio on near his horse, Buckaroo. Buckaroo was a smart horse, and when a particular, guitar-driven Rock song came on, he was inspired. The guitarist was masterful, weaving arpeggios into melodies with feedback and harmonics. Buckaroo was st...

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